I could sneer, I could glare Say that life is so unfair And the one who made it, made it 'Cuz her breasts were really big
Well I don't wanna get bitter I don't wanna get cruel I don't wanna get old before I have to
I could bitch, I could moan Say I want to be left alone But that's not really true Because I like my time with you
Till you rant and you rave Wishing fat folks to their grave But I feel sorry for them You say they get what they deserve
Well I don't wanna get bitter I don't wanna get cruel I don't wanna get old before I have to
I don't wanna get jaded Petrified and weighted I don't wanna get bitter like you Like you, with the darts in your eyes Like you, with disdain for mankind I was charmed, now I wonder
Well I don't wanna get bitter I don't wanna get cruel I don't wanna get old before I have to
So I'll smile with the rest I'll wish everyone the best And know the one who made it Made it 'cuz she was actually pretty good
Well I don't wanna get bitter I don't wanna get cruel I don't wanna get old before I have to